(Source: hakkei)
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
(Source: tapdancers, via jazzmintattack)
(Source: twitter.com, via fuckyeahlaughters)
@mocosyamores
been reading/editing your memoir all day
i’d like nothing more in life at this second, to give you a hug.
not just any hug,
the best hug i know how to give
ipit
(via alexandraerin)
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
(via emilaugh)
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
ashamed to say I have not.
(via pizza)
Just finished watching the How Smart are Animals episode from the show Nova ScienceNow and I don’t think I’ve ever felt happier about life and the world and well, just everything in general.
^_^
yet another unrealistic expectation for women
(Source: mylittledildo, via ruinedchildhood)
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
my idol
(Source: snuggaymer, via nikore)
you had me at “hello”, there was really no need to add “you’re under arrest”
(via heyfunniest)
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
(via heyfunniest)
