i never thought i would say this about a fish but wow what an asshole
Science side of tumblr, can I get an explanation?
(Science lecturer voice) and here we observe a fish just being a real jerk
Student: but why
Me: asshole behavior is a conserved trait in chordates
She found his side hoes.
(via spongebobssquarepants)
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
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a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating
(Source: reddit.com, via fuckyeahloldemort)
This is some hardcore white people shit, but damn this is pretty
College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane
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“I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can.”
I’m dying.
After that incident Bruce Lee gave him a spot in all of his movies. That moment actually launched Jackie Chan’s career.
I mean really, who wouldn’t want Bruce Lee to hold them as long as he can?
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Anonymous (via sweetfilthpig)
Things men don’t understand #28464
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don’t confuse accents and language barriers with lack of intelligence
it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”
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the life and doings of meester sloth
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